Thursday, December 20, 2007

Income in America

It's been awhile since my last note, partly because I'm on vacation. I'm sleeping in late and more or less ignoring the news. But this story on income caught my eye.

The article notes that the combined income of the top 1% or earners in America from 2003-2005 exceeded the combined income of the bottom 20% of Americans.

If you listen to all the Democratic Presidential candidates, they all have plans to increase the taxes for the rich. They veil these theories under the cover of "fairness" but these plans are no more than income redistribution schemes. Remember two things:

  1. Income is earned, not distributed

  2. The rich keep getting richer because they keep doing whatever it took to make them rich. Ditto for the poor.


Yes, the rich have the ability to help those less fortunate than themselves. If they choose. But the government shouldn't require people to help others simply because they're able to. The solution is really quite simple (aside from the FairTax). I don't own my own private jet because I can't afford it. And if you're stinkin' poor, don't pop out five or even one kid that you can't afford.

The concentration of income at the top is not a problem in the United States. Liberals (and poor people) would like you to believe it is, but it's not. Poor people are a problem for America. Lazy people are a problem for America. But people earning respectable incomes are NOT a problem for America.

Friday, December 14, 2007

The George Mitchell Report

It's a sad day for baseball. The anticipated Mitchell Report was released today, and the backlash has been immense. Seventy-six current or former players were named in the report as players that had used steroids or other performance enhancing drugs. Some were innocuous players that I've never heard of and others were high-profile and Hall of Fame caliber players.

Miguel Tejada, Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte, Eric Gagne, Gary Sheffield, Barry Bonds, Jason Giambi and David Justice were some of the bigger names mentioned in the Mitchell Report.

Now, what is my take on the report? Well, I've got a couple.

First, when Bud Selig hired Senator George Mitchell to do this report, I did my research on Mitchell. I found that he was a respected and upstanding US Senator. I also found out that he was a member of the Board of Directors for the Boston Red Sox. The Red Sox had no current players named in the Mitchell report. I'm not saying that he intentionally ignored Boston players and catered to their front office, but I'm also not ruling it out. Why Selig couldn't find an arbitrary source to conduct this report is beyond me.

Second, this report accomplishes nothing that will be beneficial for Major League Baseball. All the report has is circumstantial evidence. 85% of the information in the report was provided to Mitchell and his cronies by Kirk Radomski, a former clubhouse employee of the New York Mets. He was facing a ton of jail time for the illegal distribution of PEDs (not all to MLB players) and cut a deal with Mitchell to reduce his time if he talked.

Eduardo Perez said it best: "Proof is testing positive."

And the report has none of those. No positive tests, no record of positive tests and no hard evidence that any of these players did anything more than cut checks to clubhouse employees. All the evidence that Mitchell has is eyewitness testimony. Which, as anyone even remotely versed in basic law knows is the least reliable form of evidence. So basically nothing we didn't know already. There's not much in there that proves anything. It's a fancy compilation of stuff we've already heard. As I expected, the report accomplished nothing of any significance. It also didn't have anything on anyone since 2004. It just pissed a lot of people off.

So what did we learn?

The era of good feeling is over: MLB and the MLBPA have been quite chummy for a few years now. The last collective bargaining agreement was fairly painless and they’ve cooperated on various issues, most notably the World Baseball Classic. The Mitchell Report could change that. The MLBPA got tossed under the bus for a lot of this and Bud Selig didn’t.

Lawyer up: Every team is putting out sanitized statements now. You’re going to hear a lot of “we have to move on” from all parties involved.

Roger retired: Roger Clemens will not be stringing any teams along come May or June for another inflated contract. He really battled his body and age last year and won't want to fight those issues again, now with this whole steroid thing.

It wasn't worth it: Take a look at the list of players. Most are either bums or guys who ended up becoming injured. And these are guys busted for using performance enhancing drugs? Andy Pettitte supposedly took HGH to help rehab his elbow. He had surgery anyway. At some point, even baseball players have to be smart enough to realize that the short-terms gains are not worth the long-term implications.

Thanks for the ethics: A list of names was going around the internet this morning that proved to be inaccurate. Incredibly, some web sites published it. I hope this teaches them a lesson in confirming news before publishing it. Names like Alex Rodriguez and Albert Pujols were included on these lists. And there name doesn't appear anywhere in the 311 (plus appendixes) pages of the Mitchell Report. I know, I looked.

Finally: To me, the Mitchell Report was as useful as Carl Pavano was to the Yankees. Most of the names were ones we have heard before, there weren't any new names. If the Senator did not have the forced cooperation of Kirk Radomski and Brian McNamee, he would have had almost nothing. The names revealed were basically of those players stupid enough to write checks to a lug like Radomski. Know this much: There are dozens of players breathing a sigh of relief today that they didn’t get caught. If they get scared straight, good. But MLB should invest its money in more frequent and effective tests. That’s the only way this ends. Telling us Chuck Knoblauch did something wrong seven years ago is meaningless. Telling us Ken Caminiti did steroids is useless. First, he admitted it and second, he's dead. I expect a 15-game suspension for him to come down any day now.

Nothing that the Mitchell report covered is new, and none of it is anything MLB or the MLBPA can use today. The report did nothing to help baseball's steroid problem. It enhanced a bunch of negative feelings and made Bud Selig look like an even bigger idiot than he did when he ended the 2002 All-Star Game in a tie.

The evidence against these players is shaky at best, and its credibility and validity must, and eventually will be called into question. MLB just spent $20+ million to find out what I could have pulled off of Google for free.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

College Football Playoff System

No one seems able to decide on a playoffs system that works. A "plus-one" system doesn't include enough teams. A 16-team field is too much. A playoff system devalues the regular season. So here's what I propose. An eight-team field, and here's who you include:

  • The Pac 10 Champion

  • The Big 10 Champion

  • The Big 12 Champion

  • The SEC Champion

  • The Big East Champion

  • The ACC Champion


That gives you six teams for an eight team field. You need two more teams so here's where they'll come from - The 2 highest ranked teams from this pool of remaining teams:

  • The Big 12 runner-up

  • The SEC runner-up

  • The ACC runner-up

  • The highest ranked champion of a non-BCS conference


The teams above would include #6 Missouri, #16 Tennessee, #14 Boston College and #10 Hawaii. The two highest ranked teams from that are #6 Missouri and #10 Hawaii. They're slotted in at 7 and 8.

Why this way? I'm a firm believer that the entirety of your schedule should mean something? Why is a team that lost early better than one that lost late? Why should a team that didn't win anything of importance in the regular season be given a chance at the end of the year? Also, this system rewards the conferences that choose to play an extra game. So here's how our little bracket shapes up for this year.


1) Ohio State - Big 10 Champion, #1 BCS
2) LSU - SEC Champion, #2 SEC
3) Virginia Tech - ACC Champion, #3 BCS
4) Oklahoma - Big 12 Champion, #4 BCS
5) USC - Pac 10 Champion, #7 BCS
6) West Virginia - Big East Champion, #9 BCS
7) Missouri - Big 12 runner-up, #6 BCS
8) Hawaii - WAC Champion, #10 BCS

So our bracket would look like this.

1) Ohio State - Big 10 Champion, #1 BCS
8) Hawaii - WAC Champion, #10 BCS

I'll take Ohio State in this one. Their defense hasn't been scored much upon this year and they probably have the depth to cover all of Hawaii's receivers. Hawaii doesn't run the ball, so the linebackers and defensive line will have a field day on Colt Brennan.
  • Ohio State 34, Hawaii 17


2) LSU - SEC Champion, #2 SEC
7) Missouri - Big 12 runner-up, #6 BCS

There's a reason LSU won the toughest conference in football. And there's a reason they'll win this game. Missouri can probably play with anyone at home, but this game's in Baton Rouge, and the Tigers of the Louisiana persuasion will convert a fourth down or two near the end to win.
  • LSU 38, Mizzou 34



3) Virginia Tech - ACC Champion, #3 BCS
6) West Virginia - Big East Champion, #9 BCS

The least attractive game of my little bracket here. Two teams that I think are grossly overrated match up in Blacksburg. Both have pretty good defenses this year, and I'd be more inclined to pick VT, but WVU hasn't lost with Pat White, and he'd be healthy by this game. WVU by a nose.
  • West Virginia 28, Virginia Tech 27



4) Oklahoma - Big 12 Champion, #4 BCS
5) USC - Pac 10 Champion, #7 BCS

A matchup of the two hottest teams in the country. Oklahoma's coming off a win over the #1 team in the country and USC closed with four straight blowout wins. But if a team loses at home to Stanford, they'll probably lose on the road in Norman. Oklahoma in a surprising defensive game.
  • Oklahoma 24, USC 20


So we're through round one and into round two with good matchups on both sides of the bracket.

1) Ohio State - Big 10 Champion, #1 BCS
4) Oklahoma - Big 12 Champion, #4 BCS

I like this game a lot. Both teams run the ball frequently and effectively, but I think that Sam Bradford trumps Todd Boeckman in the end and Oklahoma pulls away with a pair of fourth quarter touchdowns.
  • Oklahoma 31, Ohio State 17


2) LSU - SEC Champion, #2 SEC
6) West Virginia - Big East Champion, #9 BCS

Not as good a matchup as the first game, but still plenty of playmakers to keep me watching. West Virginia keeps it close for most of the game but just can't put LSU away.
  • LSU 35, West Virginia 28


Which gives us the Championship game of LSU and Oklahoma.

2) LSU - SEC Champion, #2 SEC
4) Oklahoma - Big 12 Champion, #4 BCS

A tough, physical game including these two teams probably takes longer than 60 minutes to decide. LSU comes out early to take a lead, only to see Oklahoma go ahead late and then allow LSU a late touchdown to force overtime. In an end only fitting to LSU's season, Oklahoma wins in triple overtime, winning the National Championship and keeping LSU unbeaten in regulation.
  • Oklahoma 53, LSU 51



This way, you don't elongate the bowl season, you make sure the deserving teams get in and you validate a team's regular season performance. You also get seven high-capital bowls rather than 5.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Let's Talk About Guns

It's upsetting that it takes these shootings to make me talk about guns, but it's a sad truth. As many of you probably saw, a deranged 19-year old loser killed eight innocent people at a mall in Omaha, Nebraska.

Afterward this event (and other similar occurrences in the past) I was talking with a certain someone (who shall remain nameless) about the fact that these shootings could have possibly been avoided or curbed if citizens were allowed to carry concealed weapons. No, this person said, that would just lead to more shootings, and anyways, this guy had an assault rifle and your little person would have had a handgun. Advantage, assault rifle. But that's not always the case.

Consider the fact that these shooters are often times rather untrained with their guns and are simply shooting just to shoot people. Someone with a concealed handgun (and license) would be a responsible, sane person that is trained to handle a gun. Take a look at this incident. Some moron went into the New Life Church in Colorado Springs and shot two people, with obvious intent to kill more, until he encountered Jeanne Assam. She had heard the shooting and ran where it had come from. She saw Murray with the rifle and immediately she shot him dead with her handgun. Where was that advantage again? One shot from the handgun took out the assault-rifle wielding incompetent.

This person also tried to convince me that the crossfire would endanger more people that just one crazed gunman. Yeah, because that would be my first thought if I was in a place that a gunman was shooting up ... 'Thank God no one else here has a gun to stop this guy."

I'm not advocating that we put guns in the hands of every American, because that would be clearly stupid. But making it harder for people to obtain guns, and then allowing those responsible and qualified people carry them around concealed would probably make our country a little safer from mentally deranged idiots that think they've been wronged.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Today's Idiot: CAIR

Many of you may not know what CAIR is. And that's fine. It's another one of those pointless organizations like ACLU or PETA. CAIR stands for Council on American-Islamic Relations. It's main focus is to "enhance understanding of Islam, promote justice and empower American Muslims." They're basically Islamic Al Sharptons with Al Qaeda ties.

What CAIR does best is complain about how negatively Muslims are treated and portrayed in America. They blow smoke to America about the exorbitant amount of hate crimes made towards Muslims to make themselves feel important.

Let me talk for a moment about "hate" crimes. The only difference between a hate crime and a crime is the assailants' process of thought. It's gotta be directed at a group or ethnicity. To me, a crime is a crime. Criminals generally don't commit crimes against people that they like. Apparently it's impossible for a white male to hate another white male.

Back to CAIR. Read this article on hate crimes. CAIR would have us to believe that hate crimes against Muslims in America are higher than any other race or ethnicity, and they have repeatedly taken this stand. However, CAIR officials apparently can't read English statistics.

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In 2006, 66% of religiously motivated attacks were on Jews. Just 11% targeted Muslims. But keep in mind that the Muslim population and Jewish population pretty much the same size. Last year there were 156 anti-Islamic crimes, which is nearly a 70% drop from 2001. There were nearly as many "hate" crimes against Christians in America than there were against Muslims.

But these number are skewed even further. CAIR includes the following crimes as "hate" crimes against their people:
-A Quran being found in a toilet
-Flowers at a mosque disturbed
-Naming a teddy bear "Mohammed

Should Hispanics naming their children Jesus be offensive to me? It isn't, because I'm not an idiot.

So while CAIR claims that prejudice against Muslims has multiplied because of the war on terror … remember what CAIR considers “hate.”

Wait .. we already know. “Hate,” to CAIR, “hate” is a United States not operating under Islamic Law.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

BCS Strength of Schedule

The announcement of the BCS bowl games got me to thinking. Does strength of schedule play any real part in determining the BCS assignments? After some research, I've come to the conclusion that no, they do not. The following are the schedule strengths for the BCS teams, and others that could have made a case.

#1 Ohio State: 75th
#2 LSU: 57th
#3 Virginia Tech: 52nd
#4 Oklahoma: 66th
#5 Georgia: 44th
#6 Missouri: 38th
#7 USC: 61st
#8 Kansas: 106th
#9 West Virginia: 60th
#10 Hawaii: 119th
#11 Arizona State: 58th
#12 Florida: 41st
#13 Illinois: 54th


Each rating is out of 119 Division I teams. Some notes I made:


  • Of the top 13 teams, the team with the toughest schedule was not invited to a BCS bowl game.

  • Mizzou had just the same amount of wins as 5 BCS teams, more wins than 4 BCS teams, and less wins than 1 BCS team. And a tougher schedule than each and every one of them.

  • Ohio State's schedule was not as bad as everyone makes it out to be. It's still the third worst of the top 13 teams, but not by a huge amount.

  • Hawaii played the nation's worst schedule. The worst.

  • Anyone that tries to make a case for Hawaii to be in the national championship game is thicker than Mark Mangino's neck. There are probably 25-30 teams that could run the table playing Hawaii's schedule. Hawaii might have well played 12 high school football teams.

  • Everyone pushes the SEC as the toughest conference, and it may as well be the toughest conference, but Mizzou has the statistically toughest schedule of any contenders, SEC or otherwise.

  • The toughest schedule went to Duke, an ACC team...go figure.



These are the official BCS rankings. The rankings go from 1 to -1, with 0 being a fairly even schedule, 1 being playing all undefeated teams on the road and -1 being playing a schedule of winless teams at home. Duke had the toughest schedule at 0.410 and Hawaii had the softest schedule at -0.475. Hawaii's schedule rating was 0.097 lower than the 118th rated team (Boise State).

BCS: Buncha Crummy Selections

BCS Championship Game: #1 Ohio State vs. #2 LSU
Orange Bowl: #6 Virginia Tech vs. #9 Kansas
Sugar Bowl: #10 Hawaii vs. #5 Georgia
Fiesta Bowl: #3 Oklahoma vs. #9 West Virginia
Rose Bowl: #4 Southern Cal vs. #13 Illinois

Those are the matchups, incorrect as they may be.

Rose Bowl: This game is going to be a joke. Illinois is an improving team, but only got the nod because the people in Pasadena care more about their parade and tradition than the actual game. Illinois is team number 1 that Missouri beat that's in the BCS. Southern Cal is arguably the hottest team right now and will laugh up and down the field.
  • Nate's Prediction: USC 45, Illinois 14

  • Nate's Selection: USC vs. Ohio State


Orange Bowl: Kansas in a BCS bowl game over Missouri is insane. First off, Missouri beat Kansas on the road. Second, Missour played the nations 38th toughest schedule while Kansas floated along on the nations 106th toughest schedule. And both teams finished with 11 wins. Apparently the tie-breaker in NCAA is now losing to the team you're up against. In that case, I nominate Duke for the this game. They lost to everybody.
  • Nate's Prediction: Virginia Tech 31, Kansas 21

  • Nate's Selection: Virginia Tech vs. West Virginia


Sugar Bowl: Any team that goes undefeated should be in a BCS bowl. And Hawaii did that. But it's in the wrong one. Bowl games serve to create the most-wanted matchups. UGA-Hawaii has nothing. Hawaii hasn't really played anyone and Georgia's best win is over a three-loss team. They lost AT HOME to a 6-6 South Carolina team and were blown out by Tennessee. Oh yeah, and there's the whole "didn't even win their own division, let alone conference" thing.
  • Nate's Prediction: Georgia 40, Hawaii 28

  • Nate's Selection: UGA vs. Missouri


Fiesta Bowl: Remember last year's Fiesta Bowl? Undefeated and underrated WAC team against a premiere program. Sound familiar? It doesn't, but it should. OU's going to roll West Virginia, but the best game here would be Hawaii and Ohio State or Oklahoma. But since they're both taken in my predictions, and the Pac-10 doesn't deserve a second team and the Big 12 and SEC already have two teams (dumb rule) I'll go Illinois here. Hook and Lateral, Statue of Liberty and a wedding proposal. It doesn't get much better than that, and the BCS doesn't seem to want to try.
  • Nate's Prediction: Oklahoma 52, West Virginia 21

  • Nate's Selection: Illinois vs. Hawaii


National Championship Game: Change "LSU" to "Florida" and you have an identical championship matchup as 2007. Bob Stoops is right. Knocking off the #1 team by three touchdowns on a neutral site earns you a right to play for the national championship. Beating Youngstown State and Akron does not. The top two Big 12 teams this year got hosed.
  • Nate's Prediction: LSU 41, Ohio State 14

  • Nate's Selection: LSU vs. Oklahoma



Biggest Winners: Kansas, Ohio State and Illinois
Kansas and Ohio State benefitted from cakewalk schedules while Illinois lucked out that the Pasadena crew favors Pac-10/Big 10 matchups over better games.

Biggest Losers
Definitely Missouri. Missouri is the only team in the nation that has played three BCS bowl teams and the only team that has beaten two BCS bowl teams. Their BCS rating is higher than three teams playing in BCS bowls and they didn't lose to an unranked team. LSU, OSU, UGA, Oklahoma, USC, Illinois and West Virginia can't say that.

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I've never been a proponent of a playoff system, but there's never been a college football season quite like this one. Mizzou's ranked higher in the BCS than 5 teams that were awarded BCS berths. I'm fairly certain that that's never happened before.

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Today's Idiot: The Country of Scotland

About six months ago, if you flew into any Scottish airport, you would be greeted by signs with the Official Slogan of Scotland: The Best Small Country in the World.

That's a very nice and quaint slogan, and it's very fitting for the country. But the government decided that it was time for a new, updated slogan. And a few days ago, after $250,000 and six months of developing, they finally settled on a new slogan. The new slogan?

Welcome to Scotland.

$250,000 to come up with the slogan "Welcome to Scotland." Absolute genius. Welcome to Today's Idiot, Scottish government.

Today's Idiot: The City of Denver, Colorado

Ahh ... diversity. It's a problem that has plagued America for a while now. Denver is forcing all of its employees to watch a diversity training video. That alone should be enough to make people mad. But some in Denver are saying that it does what we typically see these "diversity" workshops do ... portray white people as inherently racist simply because they are white.

Diversity education can take on one of two forms. One is anti-individualism. The left is waging a full-scale war against individualism. Individual rights are bad. Collective rights are good. Individual achievement is bad. Collective achievement is good. When diversity is the issue you are categorizing and judging people not by their individuality, but by their group identity.

The other form of diversity education is the selling of the idea that white guys are bad, everybody else is good. That would seem to be the case in the Denver case.

The employees in Denver are now being required to watch a movie and I've found some of it on the Internet, here. Now, the movie is entitled "Laughing Matters - Think About It" but a more appropriate title would be "White Men Are All Horrible Racists and Bad People."

It's not racist to portray white men in a negative light, but to portray any other race or gender in a negative way is. All minorities, remember, are worthy of praise. White men aren't.

The city is taking a typical approach to fixing the stupidity of making this video mandatory ... Wait 'til next year!!! Who does Denver think they are, the Chicago Cubs?

Diversity is really a double-standard. I'm forced to watch videos that supposedly promote perfect equality and fairness, yet while doing so completely trash an entire race.

The main character in the movie is a white guy named Billy. He makes all these racist comments towards people and then the negative effects from his comments are outlined. At the end of the video, someone says "Remember, Billy could be anyone."

Then why not depict Billy as a Hispanic man, a black woman or a muslim child?

This video is a bunch of bull concocted by some female "Diversity Manager" (and what kind of job is that, anyways?) that serves the solitary purpose as further enhancing stereotypes that white men are horrible, racist pigs. Believe me, there are plenty of white males that fit that description, but there are plenty of offensive minorities in this country as well.

"I can insult you, but you can't touch me because I'm not white, haha!" The war cry for minorities in America!

Today's Idiot: Bill Richardson

Bill Richardson is the current governor of New Mexico and a Democratic Presidential candidate. He's not really a serious candidate, but he'll probably hook on with Hillary as her Vice-President.

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He gave a doozy of an interview on the war in Iraq. I generally tend to avoid the war in Iraq because a) it's a touchy subject for just about anyone with half a political mind, and b) I really don't know how I feel about the war anymore. So I try and avoid talking about it. But Bill doesn't.

His main point is that the decreasing deaths and casualties in Iraq basically means nothing. That it shouldn't be called "progress" in Iraq. I don't know where or why he came up with this ridiculous conclusion...maybe because it would make George W. Bush look good. And we know that that should never happen.

All the Democrats could talk about for the past few years were the number of deaths in Iraq. Now, with violence at a low, this is all changing. Richardson said that "Progress shouldn't be measured by casualty counts, body counts." This guy says that real progress can only be achieved by one thing and one thing only: withdrawing from Iraq.

Did you get all that or should I review? Apparently we shouldn't measure progress in terms of less violence, more peace, more commerce, more electricity, more water, more telephones and a steadily improving standard of living for Iraqis. You only define progress by counting the numbers of American troops leaving the country.

Way to go Bill. You're another prime example that the Democratic mind is often less logical that a coke-sniffing squirrel.

Today's Idiot: Terrance Moore

After a week off from Mr. Ballance's intriguing, and often offensive commentary, it's back. We'll start back up with Atlanta Journal Constitution columnist, Terrance Moore.

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Terrance Moore has a pathetic column on racial discrepancies in major league baseball. I don't think I can remember an article Moore has written that hasn't whined about how poorly blacks are treated in sports worldwide. Moore spends this entire column complaining that the number of black basebal players has severely decreased since the number peaked in the 1970s.

Terrance Moore doesn't actually say this, but he implies that Major League Baseball should be responsible for taking steps to bring more black players back into baseball.

You, Mr. Moore are an idiot. Baseball doesn't have some absurd racial quota that it needs to fill. Sports have generally been the eternal equalizer. The best man plays. Remember that black coach from TC Williams (in Remember the Titans)? Probably not, but I'll quote him for you.

"The best player will play. Black of white."

Nobody has a racial advantage in sports. If you're better than the other players then you'll play. Simple as that.

I'd pay more attention to Moore if he wasn't a filthy hypocrite. While his "woe-is-blacks" columns range from this baseball one to racial discrimination against blacks in British cricket leagues, he has never written a column about the lack of white players on an NBA court or in the defensive backfield of an NFL game.

Or even the fact that even though the world largest racial population (Asian) is even more poorly represented in Major League Baseball than blacks. But Asian people aren't as important or as highly discriminated against as blacks I guess.

Newspapers have that racial quota that Moore wants Major League Baseball to implement, but sports do not need and should not have such a policy. It's immature, stupid and unfair. By requiring baseball to include more black players it will unavoidably push out better players of other races. But as long as it's not blacks being discriminated against, Mr. Moore is fat and happy.

Today's Idiot: Hannah Montana Fans (and their moms)

The Hannah Montana concert ticket has been a very hot item this year. So hot in fact, that people are suing each other over them.

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Here's the scoop. So many people like Hannah Montana (for some reason unbeknown to me) and are willing to shell out hundreds, even thousands of dollars to send their spoiled little 8-year old girls to go to her concert.

Apparently, there are Miley Cyrus (who is the same person as Hannah Montana) fan clubs online. These clubs cost their members around $30 a year to be apart of an benefits include

  • Special newsletters available to members

  • Makes early-release CDs available

  • Allows members who log on shortly after tickets become available will have an opportunity to get them.



The upcoming lawsuit was filed on behalf of a New Jersey woman who joined the Miley Cyrus Fan Club based on its promise that joining would make it easier to get concert tickets from the teen star's Web site.

I'm sorry, PROMISE? The largest stadium in America that I know of is Michigan Stadium, where the University of Michigan plays it's home football games, and its largest crowd ever was 112,118 people. And that was more than capacity. Over 20 million people are members of the Hannah Montana fan club. There's no was that all 20 million members and their mommies will be able to get concert tickets and it's asinine to think otherwise.

So the premise of this lawsuit is that a New Jersey soccer mom with a demanding and whining 9-year old girl didn't get a ticket to a Hannah Montana concert. There's always a scalper selling a ticket and if you're passionate enough to file a lawsuit, then you're passionate enough to spend an exorbitant amount of money to buy their darling child a ticket. And then there's the commitment issue. Some people got tickets because they took off work and camped out waiting for tickets to go on sale. I think that insanely stupid, but also admirable in a twisted way.

Why is it that in this country, it's always someone else's fault when something doesn't go as these people imagine it in their little minds. The website and fan club did not, in any way guarantee that its members would get a ticket to a concert. So there's really no case here. Except the New Jersey woman, who's a nutcase.

Today's Idiot: Bill Clinton

Recently, it's been Bill's husband making the stupid proposals and comments, but Bill joins the fun this week.

The other day, Bill publicly complained about the other Democratic candidates saying, "those boys have been getting tough on her lately."

Too tough Bill, really? Let's review.

Gennifer Flowers: Had a 12-year affair with Bill Clinton, during his "marriage to Hillary.
Dolly Kyle Browning: Bill Clinton's high school girlfriend, with whom he had continued sexual relations with up to 1992.
Juanita Broaddrick: In 1998, she revealed that she was allegedly sexually assaulted by Bill Clinton two decades earlier.
Kathleen Willey: Sexually harassed by President Clinton when she met with him in the Oval Office to discuss full-time employment.
Paula Jones: Dropped her sexual harassment suit against Bill Clinton when she was paid $850,000.

Now, I'm one that's always suspicious of sexual harassment charges brought on, especially against high-profile figures, and then even more so when they're dropped. But I'm noticing a pattern here, not an isolated occurance.

Now I'll ask Bill. Who's been more "tough" on Hillary? Your multiple partners duringand throughout your marriage, or her fellow candidates that drill her (no pun intended) on her flip-flopping political stances, most notably the illegal immigrant driver's license bill in New York and planting questions in her appearances?

And I also have a problem with their handling of this situation. Any normal woman would divorce a man that has allegedly had affairs and raped other women. But this is what Hillary wants. She sticks by her man, plays the victim card and collects the female vote by playing the role of "supportive wife" which is insulting to all real wives in real marriages everywhere.

Hillary is a pathological liar and master control freak/manipulator. And America has about a year left to figure that out.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Ughh...Hillary

Hillary Clinton's been in the news a lot lately, and it hasn't been for what she would have hoped it would be. Her healthcare plan from 1993 is causing a big stink and her campaign is planting questions during public appearances. I really want to touch on both of these, but I may run out of time.

First, the healthcare thing. You probably know that Mrs. Clinton proposed a governmental healthcare system in 1993. So you'd think that the proposal would be completely available for people to peruse before making a decision on it. The federal agents assigned to handling the proposal (and cronies of Hillary, nonetheless) are slow in releasing the information. Bill Clinton even sent them a letter in 2002, giving them permission to open up material. But not everything...not any material that contains "negative" or "derogatory" information. Any information centered on "sensitive policy, personal or political matters." Or information involving communications directly between Bill and Hillary. So we don't get everything.

Topics like "Positioning ourselves on healthcare" and "General targeting strategy." Both not available.

The bottom line is that both Bill and Hillary will do everything in their power to keep the public unaware of her failed attempt at national healthcare from 1993. I still haven't been convinced that a national healthcare system would benefit the country, and this certainly doesn't help.

The one thing that we do know for certain about the 1993 attempt is that if a citizen wanted to take his or her own money and find a private doctor and pay for their own healthcare...it would have been a crime and they would have gone to jail. A great definition of "freedom" from Hillary Clinton.

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Secondly, planting questions in public appearances. It's not technically illegal, but it's low and underhanded. It's like rigging a game or stealing a test beforehand. The only difference is that the second two are illegal.

Clinton says she knows nothing about the planted questions, and while it's perfectly clear that Hillary that there are a lot of issues that Hillary Clinton knows nothing about (illegal immigration, healthcare and Social Security being among the ever-growing list) I'd be more inclined to believe this isn't one of those issues.

This comes at a convenient time when the negative press started to really crop up about her. Rehearsed answers would show a solid front and make her seem like she knew what she was doing.

Hillary Clinton would be absolutely atrocious for this country. I've started hoping for a huge snowstorm on Election Day that would keep many of the single Clinton women out of the polls. I generally assume for the better when it comes to American people, but when a high school accumulates 150 female signatures to "End Women's Suffrage" I really start to wonder.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Today's Idiot: Jose Guadalupe Flores

Here's a link to the entertaining article that discusses today's Idiot


The other day, police in McAllen Texas received a phone call from a man who claimed that his house had been broken into he had been robbed at gunpoint.

Pretty legitimate 911 call, right? Wrong.

The deputies arrived at the house and found 15 pounds of marijuana scattered around the floor. Flores complained to the deputies that the gunmen had stolen nearly 150 pounds of the drugs that he was preparing to ship out.

Good move, Mr. Flores. And the kicker? Guy's an illegal criminal immigrant from Mexico. He's going to stay in jail until his trial comes up. Here's to an unpleasant deportation!

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Today's Idiot: Zaid Jilani

This will be the beginning of an ongoing series. I'm decent at predicting the future, so I can say with a good amount of certainty that Hillary Clinton will appear here with regularity. UGA students will probably frequent this forum as well.

Today's culprit is a sophomore from the "esteemed" University of Georgia majoring in International Studies.

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Inaugural Idiot, Zaid Jilani
Sketchy major nonwithstanding, UGA let him write for the student paper for some reason. Apparently there's no screening process for aspiring journalists there. Anyone that can write (or repeat what he's heard from other ignorant liberals) is welcome.

Jilani's Opinion Article in the "Red and Black" student newspaper.

He begins his article by saying that he noticed that his University Union had invited a conservative talk radio host, Neal Boortz to speak at his University. Then he continues with the following line: "Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge defender of free speech..." and then he proceeds to list reasons why the aforementioned talk show host should NOT be allowed to speak. So he's a huge defender of free speech, as long as that speech is something he agrees with. Typical foreign liberal.

He goes on to incorrectly claim that Boortz "doesn't have to actually research what he says, or make logical arguments, or maintain academic decorum." Ooooh...someone discovered his laptop had a thesaurus feature. Since most of what he said about Boortz was wrong, I guess Mr. Jilani doesn't actually have to research what he writes.

He calls Boortz's favorite targets "defenseless" targets. Such as "mothers on welfare, the homeless, Muslims and immigrants." Convince me that Muslims are defenseless. Convince me they don't strap bombs to themselves and blow things up in the name of religion. Convince me they don't advocate beating their wives. By "defenseless" I must assume that Zaid means "not intelligent enough to make a cognitive argument against Neal Boortz."

After a veiled death threat, (I thought Muslim death threats were rarely veiled?) he calls himself an "over-educated, socialist liberal." The last part I agree with. The over-educated part however, makes me laugh. Grow up kid, and realize that you have no Constitutional right not to be offended. Mr. Boortz in fact does have the right to say what he likes.

Monday, November 5, 2007

Friends

'll save the Hillary Clinton sex scandal for another time, because it's too good to fully and thoroughly research this late at night. So I'll address the contradiction that is the Friends theme song.



So no one told you life was going to be this way.
Your job's a joke, you're broke, you're love life's DOA.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear,
Well, it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.

But, I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour.
I'll be there for you, like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you, cause you're there for me too.

You're still in bed at ten, the work began at eight.
You've burned your breakfast, so far, things are going great.
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these,
But she didn't tell you when the world has brought you down to your knees.

That, I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour.
I'll be there for you, like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you, cause you're there for me too.

No one could ever know me, no one could ever see me.
Seems like you're the only one who knows what it's like to be me.
Someone to face the day with, make it through all the rest with,
Someone I'll always laugh with, even at my worst, I'm best with you.

It's like you're always stuck in second gear,
Well, it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.

But, I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour.
I'll be there for you, like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you, cause you're there for me too


Now, I know it's catchy and you can't help but clapping, but it's also the most contradictory song in the history of TV theme songs. Did you catch it? Probably not. So here's the questionable excerpt. Try again.

So no one told you life was going to be this way.
Your job's a joke, you're broke, you're love life's DOA.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear,
Well, it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.

But, I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour.
I'll be there for you, like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you, cause you're there for me too.

You're still in bed at ten, the work began at eight.
You've burned your breakfast, so far, things are going great.
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these


For your convenience, I've bolded the two lines that will be needed for the test. I lied, there won't be a test, but now you can see the problem. No one told you life was going to be this way...except your mother. Apparently, to Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer, your mom doesn't count. That's it, that's what Friends teaches it's viewers...what your mother says doesn't mean anything. That she's a "no one."

You Think You Want Government Healthcare?

Edmund Crane is a British citizen who's healthcare is covered under the British National Health Service. After putting up with pain in his hip for years, Crane had private x-rays taken which showed he had almost no hip joint. The British National Health Service kept cancelling his medical consultations. Eventually, Mr. Crane had enough of the pain and cashed his life savings and paid $18,000 for the surgery from a private doctor.

This is your future in for the U.S. if Hillary gets her way with national healthcare. But remember, under Hillary's first healthcare plan, Ed Crane would have been thrown in jail if he had pulled that little stunt in this country. You're asking for it people. You want someone else to be responsible for your healthcare...anyone but you. Again, you want healthcare, pay for it yourself. What if I want a 60 foot yacht? Will the government buy that for me?

My CFB Top 9

New week, new top 9? That's right, 9 teams. Last week, I questioned the credibility of Arizona State and Boston College. I pointed out the fact that neither team had an overly impressive win. I entertained the two in my top 10 since they were undefeated, but wanted to see how each performed this week against tough opponents. Both lost, and when I ran out of teams I would rank ahead of them, I had nine teams. Since I won't acknowledge either of them, I am forced to publish a Top 9 instead of the more traditional Top 10. So here they are.


1. LSU Tigers
Went into Bryant Denney Stadium and came out with another tough win. LSU has played six teams ranked #17 or better this year. Out of nine games! You want schedule strength? Look no further than Baton Rouge, LA.

2. Ohio State Buckeyes
10-0 now after finishing off Wisconsin late. Beanie Wells runs like a beast and the defense is still punishing. Still the class of the Big 10 and only an up-and-coming Illinois team and Michigan stand between the Buckeyes and their second straight national championship game.

3. Oregon Ducks
One of my new favorite teams. The combination of Dennis Dixon and Jonathan Stewart are almost unstoppable. And they proved me right about the Sun Devils of ASU. They opened up the game with perfect back to back touchdown drives and never looked back. USC's time is over in the Pac-10 for now.

4. Oklahoma Sooners
No more Boston College. A week after surviving a determined Iowa State team, the Sooners laid a beating on Texas A&M. Bradford looked good again and the Sooners seem to be cruising to a date in the Big 12 championship game.

5. kansas jayhawks
I still think the kansas quarter should be worth less than a real quarter, but 76 points against any team is sick. I know Nebraska's down, but seriously? 76 points? And people say New England runs up the score. But they still fall under the same label ASU and BC did. kansas took advantage of a schedule with one ranked team (#24). Arrowhead awaits you, filthy jayhawks.

6. Missouri Tigers
kansas won 19-14 in boulder. Missouri won 55-10. Just sayin'. Colorado focused too much on shutting down Martin Rucker that they forgot Chase Coffman's really good too. Daniel picked apart a really good defense by spreading the wealth. Missouri won their opening November game for the first time under Gary Pinkel.

7. West Virginia Mountaineers
I won't fault them for not playing, but they're going to need to win some games big too impress me any further. The Big East just isn't a powerhouse football conference.

8. Georgia Bulldogs
Here pretty much by default. Slipped by Troy after an emotional win against the Gators. Knowshon Moreno looks like a game-changing back, but outside that there's really not anything that stands out.

9. Michigan Wolverines
Welcome back Wolverines. And eight-game winning streak has put UM in control of it's own Big 10 (11) destiny. After the Appalachain State debacle, who woulda thought?

Just Missed: BC Eagles, ASU Sun Devils, Hawaii

One last special shout out. Notre Dame. You're absolutely awful this year. One of college football's rules is that Notre Dame beats Navy. You broke this rule today. Which might have been acceptable had Navy been the national championship powerhouse they once were. But they're not. They're a "lose to a Div. II school by allowing 59 points" Navy team

Thursday, November 1, 2007

State Of The Yankees

First off, I offer my sincerest congratulations to the 2007 Boston Red Sox. And I'm serious. I never thought this would be the case, but I prefer Boston as World Series champions than the St. Louis Cardinals. Boston's a legitimate winner. They won 96 games in the toughest league and in a tough division. They beat two teams that would have swept the Rockies. I think the league disparity is greater now than ever. A team that won 21 out of 22 games against National League opponents gets swept by the AL pennant winner. The Red Sox looked better in every facet of the game. They won blowouts (13-1, 10-5) and won the close games (4-3, 2-1). They swept at home and on the road. Had an ERA of 2.50 and hit .338 in the series. Even Eric Gagne threw a scoreless inning. So congratulations to them, and they'll be my World Series favorite again next year no matter what transpires this off-season.

Now on to important things.

ALEX RODRIGUEZ DRAMA

Alex Rodriguez opted out of his contract yesterday. This is devastating for the Yankees. There's no way to replace the best player in the game, but the Yankees will have to try. I firmly believe that they will not enter any bidding wars over him. Perhaps it's poetic justice that Rodriguez spurred the Yankees after the Yankees had done the same to Torre. But I don't think so.

Rodriguez gave his reason for opting out as the uncertainty surrounding the contract statuses of Andy Pettitte, Mariano Rivera and Jorge Posada. But if that was the case, why not wait the 10 days to see what transpired between those players and the Yankees. It's hard for me to believe that the Yankees won't offer Posada and Rivera the best deals.

No, the reason is simple. Alex Rodriguez (and agent Scott Boras) thinks he is bigger than the game. And it's no coincidence that he announced his decision to opt out maybe an hour before the World Series was over. The news was reported during the game. We can now assume everything Alex Rodriguez says is a lie. New York never "felt like home" and it certainly wasn't "where [he] wanted to be." His multi-million dollar mansion feels like home and wherever the most money is is where he wants to be.

He'll still get a mega-deal, biggest in sports. But the Yankees were supposedly working on a 5-year, $150 million extension. Added to his remaining contract, that's 8-years, $231 million, nearly $29 million a season. He's still the best talent in the game, but this quick opt-out shows he never had any intention of staying in New York and never had or will have the balls to play under pressure.

So where will he go? He's still going to command the most money baseball has ever seen, so that severely limits his options. Both Los Angeles teams make sense and Boston has been mentioned as a possible destination. Both LA teams have gaping power holes and third base available. Boston has neither, but that wouldn't stop Theo Epstein from continuing to dole out foolish contracts. I believe Alex Rodriguez is far too heavy and immobile to make a successful transition back to shortstop, so any team that courts him would need to do so as a third baseman.

I've also heard Florida and San Francisco as possible landing places for A-Rod. Personally, I'd think it'd be a perfect ending to have him end up on one of those last place teams. He'd probably love it in Florida where there's 375 fans at his home games and the most prolific journalist there is the idiot Dan LeBetard. He'd probably pass 74 homers, especially facing the NL East teams five or six series each year.

I've also heard Chicago. That one would be sweet. The Cubs could celebrate 100 years of utter failure with the most prolific active player not to play in a World Series. Let's face it. A huge spending spree last off-season (and an in-season resigning of one of the more overrated pitchers) won them a division, but no playoff games. They were swept by a better team that was swept by a better team that was swept by a better team.

My prediction? A-Rod will end up with a 12-year, $360 million deal with a National League team. A-Rod knows he has become public enemy number one in New York City. And if his response last year (as a Yankee) to New York fans was bad, imagine an A-Rod return to New York. He'll go to a National League team and hope to avoid a trip to the Bronx.

Short-term, this kills the Yankees. A-Rod will collect his third MVP award and a Silver Slugger in the coming weeks. He was the one consistent bat that the Yankees counted on (April-September) this season. Possible replacements aren't very attractive.

Wilson Betemit: Hit .224 with four homers after being traded from the Dodgers. Decent fielder and switch-hitter but hasn't really ever been a full time player. Highly-touted prospect that hasn't amounted to much.
Robinson Cano: Always easier to find a second baseman than a third baseman. Cano's got the arm and hands to make the switch, but I like this only as a last resort.
Mike Lowell: I think Boston would be stupid to let this guy go, but if they do I'm all for bringing him back to the Yankees. People mock me for welcoming Boston players, but I don't view Lowell as a typical Red Sox player. He's too clean-cut and professional.
Joe Crede: The White Sox may not offer him a contract after his 2007 debacle, and the Yankees could probably get his relatively cheaply. He did hit 30 home runs just a year ago and averages .260/25/85 with a good glove. Not bad, but certainly not A-Rod numbers.
Garrett Atkins: Has matured nicely in Colorado. But that's about it. His home/away splits are insane. Coors Field helps this guy exponentially, and his asking price is about as high as it'll get now. I'd shy away from this guy.
Miguel Cabrera: The Fish could be enticed to trade their stud hitting machine. But he's refused to stay in shape and the Yankees would end up with yet another DH before 2009 was done.
Adrian Beltre: No, he won't put up his 2004 numbers anymore, but he's steadily improved since a shaky AL debut season with Seattle. The Mariners could be looking to clear payroll and at $12 million, Beltre's actually a bargain on this market.

Of those, I'd probably inquire how much Beltre would cost the Yankees farm system and if the Yankees could get Beltre for a B-level prospect plus the financial relieve, I'd go with him. I'd also watch the Mike Lowell developments out of Boston and the Joe Crede negotiations in Chicago. I'd stay away from Cabrera (too costly, lazy) Betemit (inconsistant) Cano (rather not make a switch) and Atkins (below average offensively away from Coors). Beltre and Lowell are probably my 1a and 1b, but I'd settle for Crede.

THE FREE-AGENT YANKEES

Andy Pettitte holds a $16 million player option for 2008. He was the Yankees most reliable pitcher in the second half and pitched a gem in the playoffs (damn bugs!). He's already considered retirement once, and probably isn't too thrilled with the recent Yankee turmoil.
Nate's prediction: Pettitte exercises the option

Mariano Rivera is a free agent. He's just off a big deal and looking for another one. He had 30 saves again this season and was dynamite in the playoffs. A couple of big innings led to a bloated ERA, but he had a decent season nonetheless. The Yankees need him more than just about anyone. They have an unsettled bullpen and Joba Chamberlain is moving to the starting rotation.
Nate's Prediction: The Yankees make the most lucrative offer and Rivera returns on a 3-year/$40 million deal.

Jorge Posada finished his option year with his best year every. He hit .338, 50 points higher than his previous career best and over 60 points better than his career average. He hit 20 homers and drove in 90 runs behind a guy who drove in 154. He's still a capable handler and game-caller and has a calming influence of young pitchers. He's more likely to leave than Rivera, but I also doubt that.
Nate's Prediction: The Yankees lock Posada up with a 3-year/$45 million deal with a mutual fourth year option.

Bobby Abreu: The Yankees hold a $16 million option on Abreu for 2007. They should definitely pick it up and keep him around. He's a solid all around player, and there aren't too many other options for the Yankees. Melky Cabrera will patrol centerfield and Matsui and Damon will keep leftfield warm while Giambi DHs. Unless one of the three is traded (which probably would be a good idea).
Nate's Prediction: The Yankees exercise the option and bat him third.

STARTING PITCHING

Here's a list of possible starting pitchers for the Yankees going into Spring Training.

Mike Mussina
Chien-Ming Wang
Phil Hughes
Ian Kennedy
Joba Chamberlain
Andy Pettitte*

Three of those guys haven't thrown 75 innings in the Majors and one isn't even assured to be back. So there's a lot of questions within the rotation. All three young guys have the potential to be top of the rotation starters. But they're young and shouldn't have to be relied on. Mussina needs to be an effective starter and Wang needs to calm down and bury his sinker.

The fact that Rodriguez left $30 million on the Yankees table bodes well for the future of the Yankees pitching situation. That's money the Yankees can spend on Johan Santana after the 2008 season and stick him on the mound for Opening Day 2009 (assuming he isn't dealt and signed long-term somewhere). The Yankees aren't going to cut payroll. That's just not in the Steinbrenner plans. They have money and they will spend it, but here's to hoping they spend it wisely this time around. Invest in up-and-coming pitchers and use the two first rounders you'll get from A-Rod on absurd talent

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

The Media Can Be Completely Wrong Sometimes (A Lot)

ere's an excellent piece by Craig Franklin, a resident of Jena, LA who's wife teaches at the high school where the infamous "Jena 6" attended. It does a spectacular job of highlighting the agenda-setting ineptitude of the liberal bias in the media. At the end, he compares the Jena 6 case to that of the Duke Lacrosse rape case. The media had the Duke lacrosse players put in jail from as soon as a black woman accused them of raping her. But eventually, the truth that this woman was a fanatical liar and the Duke players were completely innocent. The media will have you believe that every white American citizen is a pejudiced racist bastard. Do some actual investigating, CNN.

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By now, almost everyone in America has heard of Jena, La., because they've all heard the story of the "Jena 6." White students hanging nooses barely punished, a schoolyard fight, excessive punishment for the six black attackers, racist local officials, public outrage and protests – the outside media made sure everyone knew the basics.

There's just one problem: The media got most of the basics wrong. In fact, I have never before witnessed such a disgrace in professional journalism. Myths replaced facts, and journalists abdicated their solemn duty to investigate every claim because they were seduced by a powerfully appealing but false narrative of racial injustice.

I should know. I live in Jena. My wife has taught at Jena High School for many years. And most important, I am probably the only reporter who has covered these events from the very beginning.

The reason the Jena cases have been propelled into the world spotlight is two-fold: First, because local officials did not speak publicly early on about the true events of the past year, the media simply formed their stories based on one-side's statements – the Jena 6. Second, the media were downright lazy in their efforts to find the truth. Often, they simply reported what they'd read on blogs, which expressed only one side of the issue.

The real story of Jena and the Jena 6 is quite different from what the national media presented. It's time to set the record straight.

Myth 1: The Whites-Only Tree. There has never been a "whites-only" tree at Jena High School. Students of all races sat underneath this tree. When a student asked during an assembly at the start of school last year if anyone could sit under the tree, it evoked laughter from everyone present – blacks and whites. As reported by students in the assembly, the question was asked to make a joke and to drag out the assembly and avoid class.

Myth 2: Nooses a Signal to Black Students. An investigation by school officials, police, and an FBI agent revealed the true motivation behind the placing of two nooses in the tree the day after the assembly. According to the expulsion committee, the crudely constructed nooses were not aimed at black students. Instead, they were understood to be a prank by three white students aimed at their fellow white friends, members of the school rodeo team. (The students apparently got the idea from watching episodes of "Lonesome Dove.") The committee further concluded that the three young teens had no knowledge that nooses symbolize the terrible legacy of the lynchings of countless blacks in American history. When informed of this history by school officials, they became visibly remorseful because they had many black friends. Another myth concerns their punishment, which was not a three-day suspension, but rather nine days at an alternative facility followed by two weeks of in-school suspension, Saturday detentions, attendance at Discipline Court, and evaluation by licensed mental-health professionals. The students who hung the nooses have not publicly come forward to give their version of events.

Myth 3: Nooses Were a Hate Crime. Although many believe the three white students should have been prosecuted for a hate crime for hanging the nooses, the incident did not meet the legal criteria for a federal hate crime. It also did not meet the standard for Louisiana's hate-crime statute, and though widely condemned by all officials, there was no crime to charge the youths with.

Myth 4: DA's Threat to Black Students. When District Attorney Reed Walters spoke to Jena High students at an assembly in September, he did not tell black students that he could make their life miserable with "the stroke of a pen." Instead, according to Walters, "two or three girls, white girls, were chit-chatting on their cellphones or playing with their cellphones right in the middle of my dissertation. I got a little irritated at them and said, 'Pay attention to me. I am right now having to deal with an aggravated rape case where I've got to decide whether the death penalty applies or not.' I said, 'Look, I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. With the stroke of a pen I can make your life miserable so I want you to call me before you do something stupid.'"

Mr. Walters had been called to the assembly by police, who had been at the school earlier that day dealing with some students who were causing disturbances. Teachers and students have confirmed Walters's version of events.

Myth 5: The Fair Barn Party Incident. On Dec. 1, 2006, a private party – not an all-white party as reported – was held at the local community center called the Fair Barn. Robert Bailey Jr., soon to be one of the Jena 6, came to the party with others seeking admittance.

When they were denied entrance by the renter of the facility, a white male named Justin Sloan (not a Jena High student) at the party attacked Bailey and hit him in the face with his fist. This is reported in witness statements to police, including the victim, Robert Bailey, Jr.

Months later, Bailey contended he was hit in the head with a beer bottle and required stitches. No medical records show this ever occurred. Mr. Sloan was prosecuted for simple battery, which according to Louisiana law, is the proper charge for hitting someone with a fist.

Myth 6: The "Gotta-Go" Grocery Incident. On Dec. 2, 2006, Bailey and two other black Jena High students were involved in an altercation at this local convenience store, stemming from the incident that occurred the night before. The three were accused by police of jumping a white man as he entered the store and stealing a shotgun from him. The two parties gave conflicting statements to police. However, two unrelated eye witnesses of the event gave statements that corresponded with that of the white male

Myth 7: The Schoolyard Fight. The event on Dec. 4, 2006 was consistently labeled a "schoolyard fight." But witnesses described something much more horrific. Several black students, including those now known as the Jena 6, barricaded an exit to the school's gym as they lay in wait for Justin Barker to exit. (It remains unclear why Mr. Barker was specifically targeted.)

When Barker tried to leave through another exit, court testimony indicates, he was hit from behind by Mychal Bell. Multiple witnesses confirmed that Barker was immediately knocked unconscious and lay on the floor defenseless as several other black students joined together to kick and stomp him, with most of the blows striking his head. Police speculate that the motivation for the attack was related to the racially charged fights that had occurred during the previous weekend.

Myth 8: The Attack Is Linked to the Nooses. Nowhere in any of the evidence, including statements by witnesses and defendants, is there any reference to the noose incident that occurred three months prior. This was confirmed by the United States attorney for the Western District of Louisiana, Donald Washington, on numerous occasions.

Myth 9: Mychal Bell's All-White Jury. While it is true that Mychal Bell was convicted as an adult by an all-white jury in June (a conviction that was later overturned with his case sent to juvenile court), the jury selection process was completely legal and withstood an investigation by the Justice Department's Civil Rights Division. Court officials insist that several black residents were summoned for jury duty, but did not appear.

Myth 10: Jena 6 as Model Youth. While some members were simply caught up in the moment, others had criminal records. Bell had at least four prior violent-crime arrests before the December attack, and was on probation during most of this year.

Myth 11: Jena Is One of the Most Racist Towns in America. Actually, Jena is a wonderful place to live for both whites and blacks. The media's distortion and outright lies concerning the case have given this rural Louisiana town a label it doesn't deserve.

Myth 12: Two Levels of Justice. Outside protesters were convinced that the prosecution of the Jena 6 was proof of a racially biased system of justice. But the US Justice Department's investigation found no evidence to support such a claim. In fact, the percentage of blacks and whites prosecuted matches the parish's population statistics.

These are just 12 of many myths that are portrayed as fact in the media concerning the Jena cases. (A more thorough review of all events can be found at www.thejenatimes.net – click on Chronological Order of Events.)

As with the Duke Lacrosse case, the truth about Jena will eventually be known. But the town of Jena isn't expecting any apologies from the media. They will probably never admit their error and have already moved on to the next "big" story. Meanwhile in Jena, residents are getting back to their regular routines, where friends are friends regardless of race. Just as it has been all along.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Global Warming

Al Gore and scientists have been preaching global warming for quite a few years now. The same scientists, in fact that twenty or thirty years ago were telling the world that another Ice Age was imminent. So we know that their credibility isn't any good, but let's play along anyways.

The new secretary general of the UN told nearly a hundred heads of state that global warming is threatening the goals of eliminating poverty and world hunger. So now these poorer nations, which will come under even greater financial squeeze come Global Warming, are insisting that the rich countries, specifically the United States provide "humanitarian assistance across the globe." So instead of saving money to help, should a natural disaster occur, they'd like the money now, in order to save poor nations from the perils of climate change.

Any measurable warming of the earth stopped about ten years ago or so. And even then we're only talking about one degree over the last century. Gore has his Peace Prize ... so enough already. It's time to get off this global warming stuff and use some real science. Who are these so-called scientists anyways? Can anyone out there tell me what the ideal temperature for the earth would be?

How about this: The earth heats up. As the earth heats up more water evaporates from the surfaces of the earth's lakes and oceans. The atmosphere thus becomes even more saturated with water and rainfall increases. As rainfall increases the arid portions of the earth that were not suitable for farming suddenly become rich with crops. Not only that, but areas that were once frozen throughout the summer can now be planted in crops for a short growing season. Result? More food. OK, now tell me why this wouldn't be the real scenario ... if, that is, we actually experienced this global warming.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

America's Lawsuit Happy

But we already knew that. Spilled coffee on your lap because you were driving and putting on makeup and talking on the phone and shaving your legs? Sue McDonalds. Feel sexually discriminated agaisnt because there a soft drink named Mr. Pibb, but none named Mrs. Pibb? Sue Coca-cola.

It's insane, I know but it gets better.

In December of 2004, a underocean earthquake shook the Indian Ocean and produced a deadly tsunami that hit the coast of South and Southeast Asia killing over 229,000 people. In August of 2005, eight months after the Asian Tsunami, a category 5 hurricare hit the gulf coast of the United States, killing 1,836 people.

Let's crunch some numbers. The Asian tsunami killed roughly 125 times more people than Hurrincane Katrina did. Got that? 125 times more people.

Since Katrina, there have been nearly 8,000 lawsuits brought against the federal and state governments of the United States.
Since the tsunami, there have been approximately 0 lawsuits brought against the governments of Asian countries.

Of course this struck me as odd. Why didn't the Asian population sue their government at all? And then I realized that tsunamis and hurricanes are natural happenings. Governments, as much as they regulate and control, actually don't control the weather.

Residents of the gulf coast of the united states had exponentially more warning to prepare and avoid their disaster than the Asian countries. And then they sued exponentially times more because they didn't listen to warnings or take proper precautions.

Monday, October 8, 2007

Follow Up On Rush

"Maybe he was just high on his drugs again, but that shouldn't be an excuse."
~Senator Tom Harkin, D-Iowa

And you thought that Democrats decried personal attacks. Right...

You'd think that of all the things that Rush Limbaugh says, the democrats wouldn't pick their fight against Limbaugh with something he didn't say. The charge they made is that in his radio broadcast Sept. 26, Mr. Limbaugh described Iraq war veterans who oppose the war as "phony soldiers."

The transcript for the show goes something like this:

Mike in Olympia," who identified himself as an Iraq war veteran, complained Democrats and journalists "never talk to real soldiers. They like to pull these soldiers that come up out of the blue and talk to the media."

"The phony soldiers," Mr. Limbaugh responded. After the caller hung up, Rush elaborated: "Here is a morning update that we did recently, talking about fake soldiers. This is a story of who the left props up as heroes. They have their celebrities and one of them was Army Ranger Jesse Macbeth..."

The left wing group Media Matters passed out an edited transcript of the conversation that omitted all references to Mr. Macbeth, to bolster their claim that Mr. Limbaugh had been referring to all antiwar veterans. Stupid.

Go back to the beginning of this note. Did you re-read that quote from Senator Tom Harkin? Good. Let's brush up on Mr. Harkin. In 1991, he claimed he was a Naval aviator who had flown combat missions in Vietnam. And he was a Navy pilot, but he never got anywhere near the war zone. So he probably took it personally that Rush Limbaugh was insulting soldiers who embellished their military records.

So after the Democrats got the edited version of Rush's transcript, they were estatic because they thought they could bring down a hated enemy. But then the real transcript came out and the Democrats had to withdraw their claims. Nope, still more lies. But when the news media is almost entirely liberal, why NOT lie?

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Liberal Lies

This one will take some setting up. So I'll have to introduce all the players.

Rush Limbaugh - Conservative talk radio king.
Media Matters - ultra left-wing machine created by Hillary Clinton and her supporters and backers to carry forth the attack on conservative talk radio
Jesse MacBeth - US Army Ranger


Here's the controversy. Media Matters has cooked up a storm over a recent Rush Limbaugh broadcast where he called service members who advocate U.S. withdrawal from Iraq 'phony soldiers'. It started with Jesse Macbeth. Many of you may have heard of Jesse MacBeth. Actually, you probably haven't because you're all probably not as interested in uncovering liberal lies as I am. So I'll brief you.

Jesse Macbeth is a United States soldier, and he became the liberal's poster earlier this year when he started telling stories about all of the hideous crimes he saw our soldiers commit while he was serving in Afghanistan and Iraq as an Army ranger. The only problem was, Macbeth was lying.

No, really. He was. This is from a release from the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Western District of Washington:

"U.S. Attorney Jeffrey C. Sullivan today announced some of the results of "Operation Stolen Valor," a year long effort to investigate and prosecute those who lie about their military service for financial gain or other reasons."

Here's Sullivan's description of Macbeth:

"Jesse Macbeth, 23, Tacoma, Washington, sentenced today in connection with his fraudulent claims of military service. Macbeth sought medical benefits claiming to suffer from PTSD related to service in Iraq and Afghanistan, in fact, Macbeth was discharged from the Army about a month after he joined. Macbeth never traveled outside the U.S. with the Army. Macbeth duped reporters, claiming to be a decorated Army Ranger who had witnessed war crimes."

Limbaugh was directing his comments clearly at MacBeth and only MacBeth, and the liberals took it and ran put words in his mouth. And it really annoys me. If you have a problem with someone, or some group, then fine. I can accept that. But inventing problems means that you can't find any real problems and are simply sore about your failure.

This is simply a desperate woman using her own creation to try and win an election. No one ever said politicians were completely honest and ethical, but this is beyond bad. Kind of like Hillary's Baby Bonus. Didn't even mention it would cost taxpayers $20 billion annually.

And how about this? Los Angeles spent $35 million in July on welfare for illegal criminal aliens! In one month! Don't say they're not a drain on society. Yes, I admit, there are plenty of hard-working illegal criminals, but the majority of them are not.

Hope Solo

Dear Greg Ryan,

Congratulations on taking the US Women's Soccer team, better known as the Best Team You've Never Heard Of, to the World Cup semi-finals. However, it is my belief that you're also insane.

Sincerely,
Nate Ballance, US Soccer Fan


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So what if Brianna Scurry was 12-0 against Brazil? THIS IS SOCCER, NOT BASEBALL. In baseball, you can pinch-hit a right-handed batter against a lefty pitcher to gain an advantage. As a soccer goalie, you're either going to stop the shots, or you're not.

Scurry used to be good. Real good. But she's 36 now. She was good. Not anymore.

To quote Ms. Solo,
"It's not 2004 anymore. It's not 2004. It's 2007 and I think you have to live in the present and you can't live by big names, you can't live in the past. It doesn't matter what somebody did in an Olympic Gold Medal game three years ago. Now is what matters, and that's what I think."

And she's absolutely right. Solo got the team to the World Cup, and hadn't allowed a goal in the tournament. How do you bench a player that's been perfect?

So, here's the point. The USA team lost 4-0. Scurry looked absolutely lost on a cross and missed both of Marta's shots. Shots she easily saves five years ago, and Solo makes now. And let's not even talk about about the own goal. Or we can. Leslie Osbourne headed a Brazil corner right past a stunned Scurry. Why so surprised Scurry? Oh yeah, you forgot to let Osbourne know that no one from Brazil was near the ball, and you were getting ready to catch it? My goodness.

Really bad decision that I don't understand at all. It's like the Russians pulling Tretiak or Grady Little not pulling Pedro. The US ladies can still take home a medal (given, the bronze) but even if they win the consolation match, that's all it is. A consolation

Obama's Social Security Solution

We've covered a horrible plan from Hillary on Healthcare. Now it's Obama's turn. He proposed a new plan to fix Social Security the other day. Let me start off by saying I hate Social Security. Not only is it another governmental program to help the lazy, it doesn't even work.

Did you know that if you start working a Social Security taxable job at age 21, the program will return less than 1% of that money you paid? And that's only if you start collecting Social Security as soon as your eligible, and live to be 90?

Anyways, back to Obama's plan. He's got a typical liberal plan to fix it. Tax the rich more money. That's it buddy, tax the people that won't ever need to collect Social Security. If you're a smart person, or only partially-intelligent and invest your money wisely, you won't ever have a need for Social Security. Like welfare, but that's a different issue.

Currently, Social Security can only tax up to $97,000 of income per year. Anything above that is exempt from the tax. Obama plans to eliminate that cap, and make all income above $97,000 taxable at a 12.4% clip.

Ever play Mario Party? If you have, then you've probably run into this situation. You've got about 100 coins and everyone else has 10. Then some schlub lands on a Bowser space and gets the "Bowser Revolution" option and everyone's coins are divided evenly amongst all four players. Naturally, you're pretty pissed.

That's basically what Social Security is...an income redistribution scheme. Take money from those who work and give it to those who don't. The top 10% of income earners already pay something over 80% of all taxes. Then they should receive 80% of the benefits too.

So what's the solution? Duh, the FairTax.

Tourists come to this country and spend billions of dollars on everything from ash trays to second homes, and do they pay any Social Security tax? Nope, not a penny. But under the FairTax every dollar a tourist spends on a hotel room in New York or a ticket at Disney World would see 23% sent to the federal government.

Ditto for the underground economy and the money spent by our wonderful, hard-working illegal aliens. Just how much do you think they're paying into Social Security now? About the same as the tile on my bathroom floor.

So, in the bad plan game,
Hillary - 1
Obama - 1

I still haven't really settled on anyone from the Republican field, but anyone has got to be better than these two God-complex airheads. Hell, give me Bill...well, maybe not. Never mind.

Let's Talk Talk Radio

Ever since the Fairness Doctrine was repealed by the FCC, liberals have been trying to get it reenacted. Why? Because they flat-out suck at it. And if they can't be good at it, no one can.

[For those of you not familiar with the Fairness Doctrine, the CliffsNotes on it is if a radio station broacasts an hour of one opinion, it has to provide equal opportunity for opposing views]

Conservative talk-show hosts have flourished and dominated the airwaves while liberal shows have crashed and burned. Why? Because they can't attract listeners from other parties. Conservative radio flows because it pisses off democrats and they continue to listen and call in to get ripped to pieces by hosts who are far more informed and intelligent.

Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham are the Triumvirate of Talk Radio, and every liberal left of Ann Coulter hates them. Why? Because they're right. And every liberal hates being out-smarted by more capable conservatives.

In America there's this thing called free speech...First Amendment, you might have heard of it. Liberals tend to support it...but only when it suits them. When minorities are given a voice or when it's time for Bush to be bashed, then free speech is fine. Or when they're desperately trying to win votes, it's fine. But not when something's being said that they don't agree with. Then free speech is a probem.

A week ago, the Democrats held a debate that was broadcast on Univision in Spanish. The Republicans refused to partake because they feel that in an English-speaking country, the leader should lead in English. The Democrats countered with the fact that 15% of the United States speak Spanish. Well, that true, but most of those Spanish speaking people in the US also speak English, and therefore have no need for a Spanish-broadcast debate. The "Americans" that speak ONLY Spanish? Criminal illegal aliens that don't have the right to vote anyways.

In other news, Vicente Fox (Mexican President) called George W. Bush the "cockiest man he's met." This from the man who thinks he can tell the United States how and to what extent it can protect its own border? Please.

Also, Hillary's about to reveal her new Healthcare Plan. Let's hope this one doesn't send people to jail for using doctors not approved by her master plan. Hold on to your band-aids America, here comes socialism!

And finally, the California Supreme Court ruled that high schools can't censor their students in their newspapers. Andrew Smith sued his school district for censoring much of his work, specifically his plan to rid the state of it's exoberant amount of illegal criminal aliens.
~~"It can't be hard to find and detain the people who can't speak English. If a person looks suspicious than just stop them and ask a few questions, and if they answer 'que?,' detain them and see if they are legal."~~
Sounds like a plan to me. It may inconvenience the few legal immigrants, but if they can provide legal docmentation, more power to them. Get a job and contribute to the country, and if you already do, learn English. Apparently breaking the law is okay if you're sneaking into the country and mooching off hardworking, legal citizens.

Hillary's Heathcare Plan

Let me get this out. I agree with something in Clinton's Plan. I'll repeat that. Yes, NATHANIEL G. BALLANCE AGREES WITH SOMETHING HILLARY CLINTON PLANS ON DOING. Shocking, I know, but sometimes even a blind squirrel finds a nut.

Hillary Clinton unveiled her new healthcare plan the other day and it will NOT cover illegal criminal aliens. Even Hillary seems to understand that criminals don't deserve any benefits from the government, except a free ride out of the country.

Now we'll trash the rest of her plan.

Hillary told people that her plan would not be government run. Yeah, right. In her plan, everyone will be required to purchase a health insurance policy, either individually or through an employer. And just who is going to require the purchase of these policies? Hall monitors? Well, not exactly. The Imperial Federal Government will do the requiring here, and the enforcing.

I forgot that our Constitution grants the Federal Government the right to force American citizens to purchase something, let along a health care policy. Oh no I didn't, because it doesn't.

Hillary compared her healthcare plan to auto insurance. She said that states require people to purchase auto insurance before they can drive. The only time you can be required to purchase automobile insurance by a state government is if you wish to drive an automobile on a state or government owned highway. You can own a car and drive it around your private property to your heart's content without buying insurance, or without wearing a seatbelt of having operating headlights, for that matter. Hillary's comparison is stupid wrong, but I suppose it's the best she can do. Poor girl.

Oh...and wouldn't you know it? Hillary's plan includes increasing taxes. Although she doesn't call it a tax increase...she used the MoveOn approved code phrase of "repealing the Bush tax cuts."

Someone once asked me if I liked Hillary and I said no. They then asked me why I didn't like her. I couldn't really come up with a solid reason. So I've started doing my homework, and I've unearthed plenty of reasons I don't like, and won't vote, for Hillary Rodham Clinton.

A Comical Post

Here's a few jokes that I found amusing.

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A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits Mexico.

Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The European community (except France) is sending food and money.

The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million Mexicans to replace the dead ones.

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A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him,

"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consults his portable GPS and replies,

"You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!"

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me."

The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met , but, somehow, now it's my fault."

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Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.

"Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

"I believe you're in my chair."

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Hope you enjoyed them.

Friday, August 31, 2007

Athletes I Can't Stand (Volume 1)

Let me prologue by saying I do not believe some of the following people are actually athletes. But ESPN refers to them as such, and as we all know, ESPN is never wrong.


Only Indy Car driver to appear in FHM. So she's the best Indy Car driver at taking off her clothes. Hey, it's a start.


Danica Patrick - (not an athlete) I'm all for women in men's sports. If they can compete. But Danica Patrick has never won a race, which is pathetic even if I throw out the fact that every race she's in, she has the advantage. In Indycar racing, engine size and weight are strictly restricted, and Danica, easily the lightest Indycar driver at a listed 100 pound would have an advantage, even if slight. In 45 career races, she has zero wins. She gets in spats with other drivers. She's quite prevalent in the media, but not because she's successful, but because she's a novelty act. My favorite Danica-related media tidbit? A question and answer session with Rick Reilly.

Q: Is Danica Patrick becoming the "Anna Kournikova" of racing?
A: Becoming?

She landed herself the cover of SI simply because she led one lap at the Indy 500. This is not newsworthy. When she's out on the track, she's not a woman, she just a driver.


Cheating.


Michelle Wie - (not an athlete) Another woman trying to play with the men. She's one of two women to ever play in a men's PGA tournament, which sounds impressive at the surface. But no. She has never qualified for a PGA tournament, but been invited due to sponsor's exemption. Which means she's there to spark controversy, not to win. Let's look at her sparkling resume of accomplishments.

1) She has never even made a cut at a PGA event.
2) She's never even won a LPGA event.
3) Sponsor exemption: sponsors of an event have a certain number of spots to offer to players who did not earn an event invitation. By giving them to Wie, you take one away from a golfer who would actually compete.
4) She's had nine caddies in under 3 years.
5) On the LPGA tour, if a golfer shoots an 88 or worse, they are suspended from tour events for the rest of the year. Wie was at a 14-over by hole 16 and would have finished over 88 without an eagle or better on at least one hole. So she withdrew, claiming a wrist injury. The next morning, she was out on the driving range driving the ball 250 yards.
6) Annika Sorenstam, the best female golfer hates her.
7) Michelle Wie was disqualified for an illegal drop, or, in layman's terms, cheating. If your ball goes out of bounds in golf, you are allowed to drop it back in and hit it where it falls. Michelle Wie dropped it in a place that gave her a favorable lie, not where she was told to drop it.

Monday, August 13, 2007

The Price Is Wrong

I've never really enjoyed the Price Is Right, but I was a fan of Bob Barker. I hate these women that have been on the show.

"How much did he bid Bob?"
"$1,000"
"Oh, okay. $999, Bob!"

First off, that's just cheap, and second, why can't these people remember what the person before them bid 10 seconds ago? Because they're too busy listening to the audience because they're brainless idiots who can't think for themselves.

And another situation that I hate.

"One dollar Bob!"

I think you should be within like $100. You're bidding on a piano that's worth $4,000 and the first three people bid $5000, $6000 and $7000. And then that last woman pipes in her one dollar bid and win.

Now Bob Barker is gone and so is my attention to the show. They've replaced him with one of my least favorite people: Drew Carey. Not only is Drew Carey completely unfunny and unoriginal, he's also a fat, out-of-shape pervert. Who, has just injured his arm while rehearsing for the Grocery Game. Which, I may add, Barker perfectly executed it over 15,000 times in his career.

In my opinion, Drew Carey will kill the show. He'll end up doing something outrages that will upset the little liberals that actually watch the show, for the show. What happens when they get a little old lady who needs help to spin the wheel and Drew Carey can't do it?

Lindsay Lohan's Work Ethic

As we were sitting in the movie theatre waiting for Rush Hour 3, and before the previews had started, as is the norm in a movie theatre, they were cycling fluff slides through on the screen. They had quotes from celebrities on some of the slides such as "Inappropriate humor makes me laugh" (Will Ferrell) and "I feel education is the most important" (Sandra Bullock). But the one that got me was Lindsay Lohan's:

"I'm the hardest working person I know"
-Lindsay Lohan

As could be expected, the entire theatre erupted into hysterical laughter at this obviously humorous quotation. But then Greg, sitting by me, made a good point. Look who Lindsay Lohan hangs out with...Paris Hilton, Nichole Richie, Tara Reid...Lindsay Lohan probably IS the hardest working person she knows.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

It's Been A While...

And a lot has happened since I last penned any words into my blog. Let me start by offering both my condolences and my prayers to each and every Hokie affected by the terrible tragedy that they experienced Monday morning.

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At around 7.15 in the morning, Cho Seung-Hui shot and killed two Virginia Tech students in a residence hall. He then returned to his own residence hall to put together pictures, letters and video clips which he mailed to NBC News. After he finished with that, he moved across the campus to Norris Hall, VT's engineering building and proceeded to kill 30 more people, including students, professors and lecturers before turning the gun on himself.

Hui's notes and diaries blame everyone - including Jesus - for "forcing " him to carry out the bloody slaughter that left 32 faculty and students dead. Let me say that a statement like that is complete and utter bullcrap. Nobody forces you to do anything. Human beings were given the gift of choice and have no one to blame for the choices they make except themselves.

"Thanks to you, I die like Jesus Christ, to inspire generations of the weak and defenseless people."
Really, Cho? You're comparing yourself to Christ? Another inaccuracy by this deranged gunman. What exactly were you inspiring the weak and defenseless to do, and as far as I know, Jesus never mercilessly gunned down 32 defenseless people, you did. Let's try and edit this to properly say what Cho did.

"Thanks to myself, and only myself, I die. Not like Jesus Christ, who died to save mankind, but like Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold who died to extract revenge on people we did not like."
There, that's more like it.

"You had a hundred billion chances and ways to have avoided today. But you decided to spill my blood."
More inaccuracies. This from a kid that when asked to write his name down for English class simply wrote a question mark. How will anyone know you're upset if you don't tell someone? (Speaking the language that the country you are a citizen of would benefit everyone too).
"But you decided to spill my blood.
You forced me into a corner and gave me only one option. The decision was yours."
No. You started the shooting. You shot yourself. The decision, Cho, was yours and yours alone. No one bought guns for you. No one slaughtered 32 innocent people but yourself. Your roommates have all testified that they tried to befriend you when you first moved in. You ignored them and they naturally stopped trying to be your friend since it was obvious you were an asshole.

"Your Mercedes wasn't enough, you brats. Your golden necklaces weren't enough, you slobs. your trust funds [weren't] enough. Your vodka and cognac wasn't enough. All your debaucheries weren't enough. Those weren't enough to fulfill your hedonistic needs. You had everything."
So he's mad, because people were successful. I was under the impression that this country was one where hard work and success was rewarded and expected. Jealousy is a terrible thing that leads to terrible emotions. Name-calling and whining. Sounds like me, when I was five.

Rumors are circulating that some people are calling for the President of Virginia Tech to step down because of the shootings. Others still insist it's the police's fault that 30 more people died after the first shooting. The public is looking for someone to blame for this abominable act of terror. But I've found the culprit, I know who to blame. His name is Cho Seung Hui and he's now dead, cowardly taking his own life, after committing 32 brutal murders.

A few other things that I don't understand is why people feel any remorse whatsoever for Cho. Yes, he was a human being, but one that chose to murder 32 people and then take his own life, not like Jesus, but like Hitler, cowarding in a corner, knowing that he'd been beaten. The list of victims contains only 32 names, not 33. His parents on the other hand is a different story. They have to live with the fact that their son is now an infamous killer. They'll never spend another day working in their (surprise!) dry cleaners without that awful thought. How any child can do that to his or her parents is beyond me. He should not be shown any compassion and he should not remembered in any way except a deranged and cowardly gunman.

Also, South Korean ministry spokesman Cho Byung-se, said the country was "in shock beyond description" and hoped that the incident would not "stir up racial prejudice or confrontation." That sounds a little insincere to me. No condolences from the country's spokesman, only selfish hope that Americans won't hold a grudge against his countrymen because of Cho Seung-Hui. It's only natural that people will make assumption (even if they're false) because of the VT Massacre, especially if that's the first thing America hears from the gunman's home country.

Putting a tragedy of these proportions into words is nearly impossible, but the president of the University used words such as "incomprehensible" and "heinous" which, coincidentally, are two words that Rutgers women's coach Vivian Stringer used to describe radio host Don Imus' description of her team as "nappy-headed hos." The two events are incomparable, yet the wording used to describe both events are identical, which leads me into the Don Imus incident.

If you haven't heard, Don Imus was suspended and eventually fired from all his jobs, both as a radio and television show host for inappropriate comments on air about the Rutger's women's basketball team. He referred to the Rutger's players as "nappy-headed hos" and claimed that they "looked like men." Many people believe that Imus was fired for these comments, but those people would be mistaken. He was fired over money. When the sponsors of his shows got wind of Imus' comments, they started pulling their sponsorships to the point that the show would no longer be making money. Don Imus had every right to say what he said, and the companies he was employed by had every right to fire him.

But let's look at what he said. His comments were called racist by many people. Racism is the belief that one race is superior to another. Calling women "nappy-headed hos" and saying they "look like men" doesn't fall under the definition of racism. It falls under inconsiderate and inappropriate, but not racism. The fact is, there are things about you that you have no control over, such as your sex, height and the color of your skin. And then there are things you control, such as they way you do your hair, how muscular your body is and how many tattoos you have covering your body. Don Imus only called it like he saw it. The Rutger's women's basketball team did look like men. If I donned a dress and high heels, tugged on a wig and put up makeup, would I not look like a woman?

The reaction to this incident was enormous. At the Rutger's press conference, some of the players were crying. Crying! Because someone called them a name and said they looked like men. I thought only Lt. Daniel Kaffee couldn't handle the truth. Apparently, neither can a lot of people.

Our society today is too guarded. We think everything needs to be all nice and fluffy. This boy is exhibiting suicidal behavior? Pop him a few colorful pills, refer him to counseling and he'll get better. No, lock him up. Someone called someone else names? Fire him from his job and that will solve everything. Talk up a hypocritical storm, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.

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People need to learn that the world is not all puppies, butterflies and bunnies. I may get burned for saying it, but nice is sometimes overrated. Shielding people from the truth only ends up hurting people. Cho Seung-Hui didn't have any outlet for the problems he had (more specifically, he chose not to utilize them) and he ended up causing the worst school massacre in history. America, as a country needs a mix of softie liberals and hard-nosed conservatives. The conservatives make sure the country maintains relative safety while the liberals ensure that America's image doesn't become too war-hungry and aggressive.


Students

  • Ross Abdallah Alameddine
  • Brian Bluhm
  • Austin Cloyd
  • Matthew G. Gwaltney
  • Caitlin Hammaren
  • Jeremy Herbstritt
  • Rachael Elizabeth Hill
  • Matthew J. La Porte
  • Jarrett Lane
  • Emily Jane Hilscher
  • Henry Lee (Henh Ly)
  • Partahi Mamora Halomoan Lumbantoruan
  • Lauren Ashley McCain
  • Daniel Patrick O'Neil
  • Juan Ramón Ortiz
  • Minal Panchal
  • Daniel Pérez Cueva
  • Erin Peterson
  • Michael Steven Pohle, Jr.
  • Julia Pryde
  • Mary Karen Read
  • Reema Joseph Samaha
  • Waleed Mohamed Shaalan
  • Leslie Geraldine Sherman
  • Maxine Shelly Turner
  • Nicole Regina White
  • Ryan C. Clark

Faculty

  • Christopher James Bishop
  • Jocelyne Couture-Nowak
  • Kevin Granata
  • Liviu Librescu
  • G.V. Loganathan



But tragedies often bring out stories of bravery and heroism. Liviu Librescu held the door of his classroom shut while Cho was attempting to enter it; although he was shot through the door, he was able to prevent the gunman from entering the classroom until his students had escaped through the windows. A number of Librescu's students have called him a hero because of his actions, with one student, Asael Arad, saying that all the professor's students "lived because of him". Librescu's son, Joe, said he had received e-mails from several students who said he had saved their lives and regarded him as a hero, whilst many newspapers also reported him as the hero of the massacre.

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My prayers continue to be with the families and friends of the victims, the entire Hokie family and the country as we regretfully have to rebound from another horrific ordeal.

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